Justice System Jokers Gifts

'It doesn't look good for your sentencing.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Justice

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

"Guilty times infinity."

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

I swear to tell the truth, but not solemnly.

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

!. Exclamation point overrulled.

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

Louie 'The Egg' Spignoli, The Hangman's Nightmare

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

"Move to strike as non-responsive."