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'It doesn't look good for your sentencing.'

Arrogant junior barrister

Justice

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Guilty times infinity."

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

Small Clams Court

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

"Move to strike as non-responsive."

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'