Justice System Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the justice system humorist in your life? Our collection features clever, humorous items that playfully poke fun at legal jargon, courtroom drama, and the justice system. Perfect for those who appreciate satire, wit, and a touch of sarcasm about law and order. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that make light of the legal world and bring a smile to any courtroom or lawyer’s lounge.

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Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings. mockup

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

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"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty."

"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty." mockup

"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty."

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'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?' mockup

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

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'Did you, or did you not, say to the plaintiff,'I'm going to stooky you into next week, you wee bam'?'

'Did you, or did you not, say to the plaintiff,'I'm going to stooky you into next week, you wee bam'?' mockup

'Did you, or did you not, say to the plaintiff,'I'm going to stooky you into next week, you wee bam'?'

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'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.' mockup

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies! mockup

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

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"Impartiality becomes you."

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"Twenty five years! But your honor, mockup

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

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"I got probation."

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"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud." mockup

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

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Judge

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"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks." mockup

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

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"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it." mockup

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

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"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer." mockup

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

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TOO SLOW

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"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"

"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?" mockup

"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"

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"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?" mockup

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

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"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

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Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep mockup

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

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"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct." mockup

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

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'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.' mockup

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

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'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!' mockup

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'

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"Move to strike as non-responsive." mockup

"Move to strike as non-responsive."

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'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

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"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch." mockup

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

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Lawyers chasing a sacrificial lamb. mockup

Lawyers chasing a sacrificial lamb.

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"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea." mockup

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

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'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.' mockup

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

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"We find the defendant very telegenic." mockup

"We find the defendant very telegenic."

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Santa Claus wanted poster.

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"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."

"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire." mockup

"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."

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'The Jury has found you not guilty of robbery.'

'The Jury has found you not guilty of robbery.' mockup

'The Jury has found you not guilty of robbery.'

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!" mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!"

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'We request a change of venue to a place where the juries are more naive.'

'We request a change of venue to a place where the juries are more naive.' mockup

'We request a change of venue to a place where the juries are more naive.'

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Justice System Humorist Gifts Collection

Justice System Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of justice system humorist mugs, packed with clever legal jokes and satirical designs to brighten any legal professional's day.

Justice System Humorist Pillows

Discover pillows featuring playful legal humor and courtroom satire, offering a humorous touch to any legal enthusiast's space.

Justice System Humorist Prints

Browse our prints with sharp legal humor and witty courtroom satire, perfect for legal fans and humor enthusiasts alike.

Justice System Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our collection of justice system humorist t-shirts, showcasing witty legal quotes and satirical designs for law lovers with a sense of humor.