Justice System Joker Gifts

If you know someone in the justice system with a sharp sense of humor, our collection is perfect. From playful mugs to quirky t-shirts, these gifts bring a comic twist to law and order. Celebrate their wit and rebellious streak with these fun, creative products designed to amuse and surprise.

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'But, Your Honor -- parole violation is a victimless crime!'

'But, Your Honor -- parole violation is a victimless crime!' mockup

'But, Your Honor -- parole violation is a victimless crime!'

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'The prisons are full, so we're going to chain you to a mailbox.'

'The prisons are full, so we're going to chain you to a mailbox.' mockup

'The prisons are full, so we're going to chain you to a mailbox.'

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?" mockup

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head." mockup

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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"Not guilty?"

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"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?" mockup

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

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'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?' mockup

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

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'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.' mockup

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

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"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial." mockup

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

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"Repeat after me..."

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"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial." mockup

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

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"Twenty five years! But your honor, mockup

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

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PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.' mockup

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

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"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!" mockup

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

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"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice." mockup

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

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Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

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'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?' mockup

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

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'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.' mockup

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

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'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.' mockup

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

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'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.' mockup

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

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'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!' mockup

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

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'We find the defendant to be dead meat.'

'We find the defendant to be dead meat.' mockup

'We find the defendant to be dead meat.'

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'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.' mockup

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

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Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars. mockup

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

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Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury mockup

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

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"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you." mockup

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

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'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.' mockup

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

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'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.' mockup

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

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'I got 10 years and my lawyer got 15!' mockup

'I got 10 years and my lawyer got 15!'

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"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it." mockup

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

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'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.' mockup

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

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'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.' mockup

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

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'Hey, it won't be so bad -- why, I'm doing community service myself right now.'

'Hey, it won't be so bad -- why, I'm doing community service myself right now.' mockup

'Hey, it won't be so bad -- why, I'm doing community service myself right now.'

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Justice System Joker Gifts Collection

Justice System Joker Mugs

Explore our collection of justice system joker mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that adds a splash of wit to their morning routine.

Justice System Joker Pillows

Check out our justice system joker pillows for a humorous touch that adds personality and wit to any room decor.

Justice System Joker Prints

Browse our justice system joker art prints to bring satire and humor into your space with eye-catching designs that celebrate clever rebellion.

Justice System Joker T-Shirts

Discover our justice system joker t-shirts, where clever humor meets rebellious style — great for making a statement or just having some fun.