Juggler's Juror Gifts

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

That party went well.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Stop and Birch

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'