Juggler's Juror T-Shirts

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

That party went well.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Stop and Birch

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'