Ironic Living Gifts

Superficial library.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

Gigolo Diary

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

The bird of peace is caged

The Dungeon