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Superficial library.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

Gigolo Diary

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

An ironic epiphany: "Wow, right, AS IF!"

The Dungeon

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."