Ironic Gardening Gifts

Fakir waters his cactus plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

For the new gardener.

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

Pyramid Garden

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Watering a plant in the rain.

Herb garden

Skyscrapers.

Devil watering tails.

Solar powered sundial

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

Easter egg tree.

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Ingenuity

Farmer fighting off snail