Intellectual Snob Gifts

Looking for a gift for the intellectual snob? Our curated collection features clever, witty items that celebrate intelligence and a love for the finer, more cerebral things in life. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of sophistication and a dash of humor. From witty mugs to stylish prints, find something unique that matches their sharp mind and refined taste.

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"My word, that Garfield is one brainless #!@*% cat."

"My word, that Garfield is one brainless #!@*% cat." mockup

"My word, that Garfield is one brainless #!@*% cat."

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"Now I really hate poetry."

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Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30. mockup

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book. mockup

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial." mockup

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

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"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys." mockup

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

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"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?" mockup

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

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"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making." mockup

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

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'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.' mockup

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

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The book is so much better than the film..

The book is so much better than the film.. mockup

The book is so much better than the film..

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"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that." mockup

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

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"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors." mockup

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

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"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies." mockup

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

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'New money or old money?'

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John Banville

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"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that." mockup

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

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"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

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" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie." mockup

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

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"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!" mockup

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

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"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight." mockup

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

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"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint." mockup

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

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"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

"You've hung this picture upside down!!" mockup

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

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'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?' mockup

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

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'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .' mockup

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

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'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.' mockup

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

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'Here he comes now, the brains behind the company.'

'Here he comes now, the brains behind the company.' mockup

'Here he comes now, the brains behind the company.'

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"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement." mockup

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

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"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges." mockup

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

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"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class." mockup

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

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David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!' mockup

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

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"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks." mockup

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

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"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country." mockup

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

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"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!" mockup

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

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Intellectual Snob Gifts Collection

Intellectual Snob Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs designed for the intellectual snob—witty, clever, and perfect for their coffee or tea rituals.

Intellectual Snob Pillows

Discover pillows with witty and elegant designs—perfect for adding a touch of humor and class to any space.

Intellectual Snob Prints

Browse our stylish prints that celebrate intellect and wit—great for decorating the home or office of the true intellectual snob.

Intellectual Snob T-Shirts

Check out our selection of t-shirts that speak the language of the clever and sophisticated—ideal for the intellectual snob’s wardrobe.