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"My word, that Garfield is one brainless #!@*% cat."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

The book is so much better than the film..

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'New money or old money?'

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

John Banville

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Listen, just because he's moving from "fiction" to "literature" doesn't mean he's better than us.

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."