Intellectual Snob Pillows

"My word, that Garfield is one brainless #!@*% cat."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

The book is so much better than the film..

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

'New money or old money?'

John Banville

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'Here he comes now, the brains behind the company.'

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"