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"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

The book is so much better than the film..

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

'New money or old money?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'I found it difficult to put down, but I will. It's trite rubbish.'

Fiction book sales.

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."