Stock Market Snob Gifts

Looking for a clever and witty gift for the stock market snob in your life? Our collection offers humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that capture the sharp wit and financial flair of stock trading enthusiasts. Perfect for traders, investors, or finance buffs who enjoy a touch of sarcasm and style, these products add a fun twist to their workspace or home. Celebrate their passion for the market with a gift that’s as savvy as they are.

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The Snob Fund - Sorry, Closed to New Investors.

The Snob Fund - Sorry, Closed to New Investors. mockup

The Snob Fund - Sorry, Closed to New Investors.

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Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue... mockup

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!' mockup

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon." mockup

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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Will work for ETFs

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'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

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"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over." mockup

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

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'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?' mockup

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

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'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.' mockup

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

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A child runs an equity stand.

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'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...' mockup

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

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"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..." mockup

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

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I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me. mockup

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

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'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!' mockup

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

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'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.' mockup

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie' mockup

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

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'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.' mockup

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

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'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.' mockup

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

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'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.' mockup

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

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"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target. mockup

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

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Dow Jones drop

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Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.' mockup

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

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Jumping Wall Street.

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Smiling businessman with rising profits mockup

Smiling businessman with rising profits

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Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party. mockup

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

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'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.' mockup

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

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'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.' mockup

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

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Stock Market Snob Gifts Collection

Stock Market Snob Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the stock market snob with a sense of humor and a love for finance.

Stock Market Snob Pillows

Discover fun, finance-inspired pillows that make a statement in any home or office for the savvy trader.

Stock Market Snob Prints

Browse our humor-filled prints that celebrate the world of stocks and investing, perfect for the dedicated financial aficionados.

Stock Market Snob T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that combine market humor with style, ideal for the stock market enthusiast with a witty streak.