Injury Issuance Gifts

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Basketball injuries.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'I know just how you feel.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

'Very funny!'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'It's an old work injury.'

Stretcher Header.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

'Very funny!'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

Pitchers arm falls off.

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

"Wonderful holiday! Two-weeks skiing really makes you feel like a new man!"