Injury Issuance Prints

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Basketball injuries.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'I know just how you feel.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

'Very funny!'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"How'd it happen?

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'It's an old work injury.'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Stretcher Header.

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'Very funny!'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

"Your birthday came at just the right time. I sprained my ankle this morning."

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

Pitchers arm falls off.

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

"Wonderful holiday! Two-weeks skiing really makes you feel like a new man!"