Injury Humor Fan Gifts

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Does this mean no sex tonight?'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Basketball injuries.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Very funny!'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'It's an old work injury.'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'Occupation?'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'Very funny!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

Pitchers arm falls off.

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'No I won't kiss it better!'