Injury Humor Fan Gifts

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Are there any markings on them? Moles? Warts? Scars?'

'Does this mean no sex tonight?'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Basketball injuries.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Very funny!'

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'It's an old work injury.'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Occupation?'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

"Your birthday came at just the right time. I sprained my ankle this morning."

'Very funny!'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

Pitchers arm falls off.

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'