Injury Humor Lover Gifts

Cricketers

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Basketball injuries.

Revenge Graffiti.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Very funny!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'It's an old work injury.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'Occupation?'

'Should we abstain from sex?'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

"Your birthday came at just the right time. I sprained my ankle this morning."

'Very funny!'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

Pitchers arm falls off.

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?

'I suggest you refrain from reaching into your untamed bird's cage in the future.'