Injury Humor Lover Gifts

Cricketers

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Basketball injuries.

Revenge Graffiti.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

'Very funny!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'Occupation?'

'Should we abstain from sex?'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'Very funny!'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

Pitchers arm falls off.

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'No I won't kiss it better!'

'He tried to jump over the net.'

'I suggest you refrain from reaching into your untamed bird's cage in the future.'