Foodie Who Loves Jokes Pillows

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

Compliments to the chef.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Bangers and Mash

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Lockdown casserole

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

Murderous Chef