Foodie With Humor Pillows

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. It was a shovel.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Welcome to BOLOGNA: not responsible for the meat biproduct bearing our name.

"You all here? Sonny Primero? Big Guiseppe? Carmine? Al Fresco? Wait, where's Al Fresco?" "He's outside."

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"I'm gluten intolerant."

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

'This is great: Your 'Dog's Breakfast' reminds me of my mum's cooking...'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'Relieved Micturater' next to a 'Happy Eater'.

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'Brace yourself, dear. The doctor says I'm allergic to lousy cooking.'

"Wait here. You can have this table when they're done."

'Oh, dear! My T.V. dinner keeps repeating on me.'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"Trust you to pick a restaurant that serves indigestion tablets rather than after dinner mints."

Corn dog.

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'The Burrito King.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Banana Split Personality

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'