"I do diet...between snacks."
Diet Starts Monday Gifts
Celebrate the humorous side of everyday struggles with dietary promises that never stick. Our collection features witty gifts that resonate with anyone who’s ever declared a diet start date and then postponed it. Whether it’s for yourself or a friend, these items add a touch of humor and motivation, making that Monday morning a little brighter.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'
Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'
Soup of the month.
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.
Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol
The discovery of asparagus.
"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."
'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'
'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'
Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.
"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."
See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."
Garlic Free Zone.
"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"
'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'
'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'
"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."
"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"
"You need to lose 20 cable channels."
'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'
Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.
'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'
'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'
'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'
Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.
''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'
"You won’t need refills."
Macho Vegetarian
"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"
Diet Starts Monday Gifts Collection
Diet Starts Monday Mugs
Explore our range of 'diet starts Monday' mugs, perfect for morning coffee or tea as they plan their next diet attempt with a smile.
Diet Starts Monday Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that joke about the Monday diet promise—ideal for adding humor to their relaxation space.
Diet Starts Monday Prints
Decorate their home with prints that highlight the humorous side of dieting resolutions—sure to get a chuckle every time they see them.
Diet Starts Monday T-Shirts
Check out our funny t-shirts celebrating the eternal diet start—and cheerful attitude. Great for everyday wear and motivating laughs.