Corporate Meeting Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift for your corporate meeting warrior? Our collection features humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and art prints that capture the resilience and wit of those who battle endless meetings. Celebrate their endurance with clever designs that add some fun to their office or home. Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of surviving long sessions with style and humor.

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'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Bo're'droom

Bo're'droom

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

Lethal Presentation

Lethal Presentation

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

In and Out Tray

In and Out Tray

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

Corporate Meeting Survivor Gifts Collection

Corporate Meeting Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for those who’ve mastered the art of surviving corporate meetings with humor and style.

Corporate Meeting Survivor Pillows

Discover our cozy pillows featuring clever designs for those who thrive despite back-to-back meetings. A great addition to any workspace or home.

Corporate Meeting Survivor Prints

Find inspiring and funny prints that commemorate the perseverance of the corporate meeting survivor. Perfect for decorating their workspace with humor.

Corporate Meeting Survivor T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the resilient spirit of long-time meeting survivors. Comfortable and hilarious, these tees are a great gift.