"I feel terrible - I think my businessman's lunch is disagreeing with me!"
Business Meeting Survivor Gifts
Searching for a gift for the business meeting survivor in your life? Whether they thrive under pressure or need a little humor to get through tough days, our range of products blends wit and creativity. From mugs that make a toast to their tenacity, to t-shirts that showcase their meeting mastery, pillows for post-meeting recovery, and art prints to decorate their workspace, these thoughtful gifts celebrate their resilience in style.
"Excuse Wilson, he's still in flight mode."
"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"
"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'
"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."
'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'
Lethal Presentation
'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'
'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'
Business of Fingerpointing Line Art
'Try and be negative in a positive way.'
"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."
It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'
'Hi - I'm your company perk !'
"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."
'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'
'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'
'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'
"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."
"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."
'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'
'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'
Office meeting
"I love these off-site business meetings."
"We need to think outside the pentangle."
The vice-president in charge of sincerity
Welcome Association of Stage Builders.
'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'
'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'
'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'
Business Meeting Survivor Gifts Collection
Business Meeting Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the business meeting survivor. Find humorous and inspiring designs perfect for their office or home coffee station.
Business Meeting Survivor Pillows
Relaxation essentials for the business meeting survivor—our cozy pillows make unwinding after a demanding day both fun and comfortable.
Business Meeting Survivor Prints
Decorate their workspace with prints that honor their perseverance. Creative, motivational, and uniquely suited for the survivor in any business setting.
Business Meeting Survivor T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the resilient professional in your life. Fun, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their meeting prowess.