Business Meeting Survivor Pillows

"I feel terrible - I think my businessman's lunch is disagreeing with me!"

"Excuse Wilson, he's still in flight mode."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

Lethal Presentation

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Office meeting

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'