Classmate Gifts

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Who would've thought Ms. Kent was following our tweets?'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'She said we were definitely having a test, no ifs, ands or buts, and every one of them was on it.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"What about business - which branch is that?"

I hate group projects

'I plagiarized my report because I thought it bears repeating.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"I'm so jealous. Joanne looks like she hasn't used up a single one of her 9 lives."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

'I'm watching you.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Leopard Frog (Rana Pipiens) - In honor of those who met their fate at the hands of an untold number of biology students.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Cucumber yearbooks,

'I don't want to be pedantic but how can I be expected to make a decision without reflecting upon wider issues.'

Class Reunion

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'Arnie Smith! - You haven't changed since the day we left school!'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'How I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'

Valentine's Day at School.

Graduation Day: 'And the perfect attendence award goes to Scott Simms. Scott? Ah, Scott? Are you here, Scott? Scott?'

"What did I learn in school today, I learned my teacher has no sense of humor."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

School reunion