Classmate Pillows

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Who would've thought Ms. Kent was following our tweets?'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'She said we were definitely having a test, no ifs, ands or buts, and every one of them was on it.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"What about business - which branch is that?"

I hate group projects

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I plagiarized my report because I thought it bears repeating.'

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I'm watching you.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"I'm so jealous. Joanne looks like she hasn't used up a single one of her 9 lives."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Leopard Frog (Rana Pipiens) - In honor of those who met their fate at the hands of an untold number of biology students.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Cucumber yearbooks,

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I don't want to be pedantic but how can I be expected to make a decision without reflecting upon wider issues.'

Class Reunion

Valentine's Day at School.

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

School reunion

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Being sick can sure affect your grades. The kid I cheat off of has been out all week.'

Graduation Day: 'And the perfect attendence award goes to Scott Simms. Scott? Ah, Scott? Are you here, Scott? Scott?'

"What did I learn in school today, I learned my teacher has no sense of humor."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'Arnie Smith! - You haven't changed since the day we left school!'