Comic Classmate Gifts

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'But I digress...'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Yearbook

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'