Clarity Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a clarity connoisseur? Our collection features items that celebrate sharp thinking, insight, and a clear perspective. Whether it's for a friend who always sees the big picture or a colleague who appreciates mental clarity, these thoughtful products are designed to inspire and delight those who value clear-mindedness.

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"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there." mockup

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering." mockup

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

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'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?' mockup

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

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'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.' mockup

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

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"I said to make a thousand CLONES." mockup

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

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The latest in Eyewear.

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'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.' mockup

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

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Satis Factory Tour

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win." mockup

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

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"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"First of all, this conversation never happened." mockup

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

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'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle' mockup

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

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Mass Confucian

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PODs Venn Diagram

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Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian. mockup

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

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Duelling personalities.

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"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?" mockup

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

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Joke traffic signs.

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"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement." mockup

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

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'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.' mockup

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

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"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund." mockup

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

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A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.' mockup

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

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Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum mockup

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

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'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.' mockup

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

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"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?" mockup

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

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"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God." mockup

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

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'I have no idea what you are saying.' mockup

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

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"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone." mockup

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

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Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast mockup

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

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Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control mockup

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

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Radical Think Tank

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Not an Entrance/Not An Exit

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Clarity Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Clarity Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for clarity connoisseurs, perfect for daily inspiration and morning motivation.

Clarity Connoisseur Pillows

Find pillows that add a message of clarity and focus to any space, perfect for those who value insightful living.

Clarity Connoisseur Prints

Browse our selection of prints that highlight the beauty of clear-mindedness and thoughtful perspective.

Clarity Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the sharp wit and insight of clarity connoisseurs—ideal for making a thoughtful statement.