Clarity Enthusiast Gifts

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"I see demands for more transparency."

Keep it simple stupid!

"Any questions?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"Who's the artist?"

The Formal Street Artist

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I wonder what this was for."

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"What happened to what cat?"

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Take a peek 50¢

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

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