Moment Of Clarity Enthusiast Gifts

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

Born into the 21st century.

"I love our comfortable silences."

"Good News! It's today again!"

Popular audit

'Do you take this woman...'-'Sorry just got a call coming through.'

Death stalks an old man

What do you do when your tent turns into a glass house and is full of it?

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Freedom of Information Act - Frequently ducked questions.

"The government is demanding greater accountability, could you write me a memo outlining how you buggered up the entire social care system!"

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

"I'm here with my two best redactors."

"It's to keep me from getting ahead of myself."

"Now imagine back when Hansel and Gretel first saw this house and this whole area was still creepy woodland."

Writers Block

"Mind blown."

'Was the flash too bright?'

"It's so quiet, you can hear yourself think."

Peephole in a pile of presents.

"I see demands for more transparency."