Moment Of Clarity Enthusiast Mugs

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Edison: The Early Years,

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

Everything must go sale.

Born into the 21st century.

"I love our comfortable silences."

"Good News! It's today again!"

'Do you take this woman...'-'Sorry just got a call coming through.'

What do you do when your tent turns into a glass house and is full of it?

Popular audit

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Death stalks an old man

Freedom of Information Act - Frequently ducked questions.

'Eureka! I have discovered dark matter!'

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

"The government is demanding greater accountability, could you write me a memo outlining how you buggered up the entire social care system!"

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

"I'm here with my two best redactors."

"It's to keep me from getting ahead of myself."

"One day, son, all these will be yours."

"No, his 100th birthday party was last month. Now he's celebrating paying off his student loans."

"Now imagine back when Hansel and Gretel first saw this house and this whole area was still creepy woodland."

Writers Block

"Mind blown."

"It's so quiet, you can hear yourself think."

'Was the flash too bright?'

Peephole in a pile of presents.