Water Clarity Enthusiast Mugs

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

Bring your own inflatable.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Household water use'

Children playing around a water pump

"I thought it was deeper here."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'May I have a glass of Perrier with a twist of lemon and a straw?'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

The wine and water lists.

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'