Clearance Enthusiast Mugs

"I have to charge you full price. We found our lease."

Cut Price

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Happy Retirement

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

Feathered frenzy

The Formal Street Artist

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Friday: Permanent Vacation

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

Final clearance sale.

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Success Without Effort

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

Wonder what the share holders are doing today

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'