Clearance Aisle Explorer Mugs

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Guru.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Mall of ages

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Final clearance sale.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'She wishes.'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."