Clearance Aisle Explorer Prints

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Guru.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Mall of ages

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

Final clearance sale.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'She wishes.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."