Clearance Shopper Prints

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

Cut Price

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Fresh picked baseballs.

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Final clearance sale.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

10 items or less

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

"Unfortunately, they came up with a new class of antidepressants that can seriously inhibit compulsive shopping."

Something for Everyone!

10 Items or Less or Else.

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

"Costco."

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'Need any help with packing?'

Price check on (barcode)!

Shopaholic 2011.

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.