Clearance Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I have to charge you full price. We found our lease."

Cut Price

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Happy Retirement

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Feathered frenzy

The Formal Street Artist

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Final clearance sale.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

Friday: Permanent Vacation

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Success Without Effort

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish

Wonder what the share holders are doing today

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"