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Everything must go sale.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Cut Price

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Any questions?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sweep the board.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

"Hello job security."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

Carpet Cleaner.

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'