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'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Junior's Towel

'I see the Maids have been in!'

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Duelling personalities.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."