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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'How do these glasses feel?'

Tim Russert.

Clarity Shop offering laser eye treatment.

Telescope

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Any questions?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"No, not that button!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

Working from OM.

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'Curiosity'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

Nikola Tesla

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

Meditation Center

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Born to be Wild