Clarity Seeker Gifts

'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'

'Your investment are not working out because your hindsight is 20/20 and your foresight is 20/400.'

"Any questions?"

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

For the War Inventions Board; The Protected Mine-finder for Use in Sounding for Enemy Mines.

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"What you're experiencing is a 'Laying Claim to Your Own Life' moment of clarity. Don't be alarmed. The condition is usually temporary. Just ignore it, and in a day or so, you'll be back to your mindless, numb and robotically conforming self again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Fight or Flight

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

The World's Easiest Airport

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."