Vision Clarity Seeker Gifts

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

'Hmm, yes sir, I think we may need to review that quote that I gave you over the phone.'

"Any questions?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"Who's the artist?"

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"I have to get this project finished."

"This one is less distracting."

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

"What you're experiencing is a 'Laying Claim to Your Own Life' moment of clarity. Don't be alarmed. The condition is usually temporary. Just ignore it, and in a day or so, you'll be back to your mindless, numb and robotically conforming self again!"

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

'How do these glasses feel?'

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Astral Projecting Babushkas