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"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

The latest in Eyewear.

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Mass Confucian

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Duelling personalities.

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

Joke traffic signs.

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Radical Think Tank

Not an Entrance/Not An Exit