Church Maintenance Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful and amusing gift for a church maintenance worker or volunteer? Our collection features witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their essential role with a touch of humor and appreciation.

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Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout. mockup

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring." mockup

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray." mockup

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

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'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...' mockup

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

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"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up. mockup

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

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'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.' mockup

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

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"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing." mockup

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

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Neighbor Leaf Wars

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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Cleric with bible briefcase.

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"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary." mockup

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

from $19.00

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!' mockup

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

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'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!' mockup

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

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"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar." mockup

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

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Nun Binning the Devil

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CCTV in church.

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Lazy plumber.

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'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!' mockup

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

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"It's a cup holder."

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'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?' mockup

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

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Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away' mockup

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

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'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.' mockup

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

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'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.' mockup

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

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"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him." mockup

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

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'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'And now, concerning the special collection...' mockup

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

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People bell ringing - 'RING TONES' mockup

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

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"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor." mockup

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

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"Go back! The place is full of mold!" mockup

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

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'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?' mockup

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

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First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name. mockup

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

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IOUs In The Church Collection Plate mockup

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

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'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!' mockup

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

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"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda." mockup

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

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'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.' mockup

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

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Church Maintenance Gifts Collection

Church Maintenance Mugs

Explore our range of humorous church maintenance mugs—ideal for keeping spirits bright during busy mornings or thoughtful gifts.

Church Maintenance Pillows

Find humorous and cozy pillows celebrating church maintenance—perfect for their home or workspace as a token of appreciation.

Church Maintenance Prints

Browse our witty prints honoring church maintenance heroes—decorate their space with humor and gratitude.

Church Maintenance T-Shirts

Check out our witty church maintenance t-shirts—great for volunteers and staff who do so much behind the scenes.