Broadcast Humorists Gifts

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Bobsled Police.

'I'm organic.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Busking Elephant

Goal Post Ape.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Born Cynical,,,,

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

Now you can buy shares online. "Buy Cher's What?"

"His schlock has gravitas."

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Dying your hair red at home