Reality Tv Humorist Gifts

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Now you can buy shares online. "Buy Cher's What?"

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

Dying your hair red at home

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

'There's not much call for human flies these days.'

'I take it you're new to painting miniatures?'

'That fugitive looks just like our financial advisor.'

"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"

"Sorry kiddo, I might be a "Magical Creature", but I don't know any magic trick..."

'Now, where did I put it?'

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

'I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it.'

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

Dirty Harry

"When they give his stalker an award for 'Best Supporting Role' I know something is wrong with this business."

Brexit Way

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'