Reality Tv Humorists Gifts

Who Was that Masked Man? Oh.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

'I'm organic.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Busking Elephant

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Now you can buy shares online. "Buy Cher's What?"

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

Dying your hair red at home

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

'I think they've caught wind of the impending layoffs.'

'I take it you're new to painting miniatures?'

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

"And on tap I've got Enfamil, Isomil, and Gerber Lite."

Man donating to a musician is arrested for littering.

Resistance, American Style

'That fugitive looks just like our financial advisor.'

Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000

'A menage a trois That's sick'

Dirty Harry