Reality Tv Humorists Prints

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

'I'm organic.'

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Busking Elephant

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Now you can buy shares online. "Buy Cher's What?"

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

Dying your hair red at home

Man donating to a musician is arrested for littering.

"And on tap I've got Enfamil, Isomil, and Gerber Lite."

'I take it you're new to painting miniatures?'

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'That fugitive looks just like our financial advisor.'

Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000

'A menage a trois That's sick'

“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”

"This Subway Diet is way better than that Atkins nonsense."