Baseball Joker Gifts

'Team spirit, my ass.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Jogging Bottoms

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

"You idiots … we lost!"

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

False encouragement.

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

Hiker's right of way.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Shows Bundt

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'