Baseball Joker Pillows

'Team spirit, my ass.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Jogging Bottoms

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"You idiots … we lost!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

False encouragement.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

Hiker's right of way.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

Tred carefully mill.

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Running With Scissors Marathon

Shows Bundt

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'